i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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