Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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