I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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