Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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