and you said cock pushups were impossible
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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