shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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