you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Drake has all the answers
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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