Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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