Dual....:-)
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm too high and old for this...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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