Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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