she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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