DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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