I wish I only lived at night.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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