i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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