$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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