Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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