the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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