Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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