I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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