he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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