real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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