If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yo dont text me then not text me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
