You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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