i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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