im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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