Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
you win again, gameday.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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