So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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