Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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