Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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