You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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