Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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