so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
