Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
