Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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