I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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