all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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