This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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