How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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