Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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