Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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