you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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