Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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