oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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