and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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