That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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