so that wasnt chicken after all
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I need a beard to bite.
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