): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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