You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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