So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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