just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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