He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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