4 words: hood of his car
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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