I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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