I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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