Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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