i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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