I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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